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     Bill nodded he bignatural understood bignatural and waited big for Matt to open up. For what seemed like forever Matt just sat there.
     Bills eyes widened, he was worried now. "What exactly big did you tell her to do?" All kinds of terrible things began to run through his mind. Matt wasn't the proverbial sharpest crayon big in the box. The natural number of big dumb things he might have done were to numerous to consider all at once.
     "No it wasn bignatural't big what I told her big to do, we big talked about that stuff before hand, like I said a game. We big set up big rules and games and stuff before so nobody got hurt. Man was she kinky. She liked some big weird shit, but I played along. It big was a real ego booster, pretend or not ya know natural?" Now Matt bignatural was rambling and Bill could only follow parts of it bignatural. First he bignatural wouldn't tell big Bill everything big and now Bill was finding out more than he bignatural cared big to know bignatural.
     "Oh, sorry. Chunky Monkey." Matt broke down natural and began sobbing. Bill looked around. This was getting really embarrassing. Where was that girl with the drinks? He needed one. He felt like everyone in the place bignatural watching and big truth big be told most were. He wanted to crawl under the table bignatural. The toughest guy he knew. But he was in too deep now and Matt was big too good a friend. "Chunky Monkey?"
     Bill tensed up big a lot. Something about the way Matt had big emphasized "GONE", like it big was final in a fatal way big.
     "You made her eat the ice cream, smeared it on her? Was she allergic or something?" Bill big was big grasping at big straws bignatural, wondering how the Patriots images were doing, where he was going to take his girlfriend April in February for Valentines day, and in general wishing he images was elsewhere.
     "For a monkey, she has pets?
     Bill finished his own drink in one swallow and sat back hard.
     Bill didn bignatural't have time to react or respond. The bouncer had heard enough. Two nuts , curb service, no waiting. The bouncer manhandled the pair of them easily. Matt, although a large man himself was in no state to resist, and Bill was 5'6" and barely a big handful.